Science Major Pick Up Lines
You can be my lab partner anytime you want.

It’s like you have a positive charge and I have a negative charge.  There’s attraction between us.

I should be getting back to the chem lab, but I’m going to pull up a chair and watch you make some slides here for a while, okay?
Lab Partner 1: Seriously, what is that girl over there doing? She won't stop talking and she's messed up their samples like 6 times. Good thing she's not in our group.
Me: Is this what you guys say about me when I walk away?
Lab Partner 2: Nah, we don't have anything bad to say. Only good things.
Chemistry pick-up lines

holymoleculesbatman:

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

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Don’t know if this counts as a pick up line, but I found it amusing.

I sprained my IT band in my right leg recently and had to wear a huge knee brace and rest my leg for five weeks while the muscle healed.  Consequently, my outdoor environmental labs were kind of difficult for a while. 

Toward the end of one such lab, I am clearly limping more and more heavily, and the guy who inspired this blog (see first post if you don’t remember) offers to carry me the rest of the way up the trail. 

You’re like a proton and I’m an electron. I’m attracted to you very strongly and there’s nothing I can do to fight that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! HE USED A SCIENCE MAJOR PICK UP LINE ON ME! 

The best part was that he was being so dead serious while saying it.  I pretty much melted into his arms at that point. 

You draw the prettiest integral symbols- they’re as elegant as swans.

"You’re one of the few people I would trust to take good bio notes for me while I’m gone,"